Drink like a...

He must have heard the phrase somewhere. As I was drinking a glass of water, Rowan says, " Drink like a man, Mommy!"
I'm still laughing.
Halloween is around the corner and Rowan is going to be a swashbuckling pirate. Yesterday I told him to say "Trick or treat, smell my feet!" and of course he proceeded to sniff his feet quite thoroughly.
He's like this miniature person now, who speaks long, grammatically correct sentences albeit with baby pronunciations. "Look" is "Loot". "Tiger" is "Tider". And "Coming" is "Toming".
It makes for very interesting conversation all around.

What the

Today, while building a choo-choo train with his blocks for the umpteenth time, Rowan suddenly giggled and said, " I fart!" When we started laughing, he said, " I fart a lot!" Except - he says "fart" like " Faoot".
Hysterical laughter.
Also, since my Mom told him that the only reason I go to office is to get him candy, he seems to think I work in some sort of endless supply store of sundry items. "Got that in office, Mommy?" was the Question of the Day.
Then we made a green snowman with Playdoh and he put a tail on it.
What a trip this child is!