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Today, while building a choo-choo train with his blocks for the umpteenth time, Rowan suddenly giggled and said, " I fart!" When we started laughing, he said, " I fart a lot!" Except - he says "fart" like " Faoot".
Hysterical laughter.
Also, since my Mom told him that the only reason I go to office is to get him candy, he seems to think I work in some sort of endless supply store of sundry items. "Got that in office, Mommy?" was the Question of the Day.
Then we made a green snowman with Playdoh and he put a tail on it.
What a trip this child is!